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A Futuristic Coupon

July 24, 2015

 

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Great news! Eat24 – the app voted “Most Likely to Bring You Pizza” (by Forbes*) – has already been optimized for the secret unreleased iPhone 6s. We’ve got bigger pictures, more pierogi pixels, and some pretty amazing future tech (check the fine print).

Not an iPhone user? No problem. We also optimized our app for the following devices: Android, Humanoid, Cyborg, Tamagotchi, Nintendo Power Glove, DVD/VCR Combo Players, Mixtapes, Lie Detectors, Blockbuster Membership Cards, and Fax Machines

So choose your favorite device, download our shiny new app, and use this code to enjoy some HD, slightly larger, slightly swirlier cinnamon rolls on us**.

Coupon code: big24

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*This is not a real award (but it should be). Please don’t sue us, Forbes.

**Just to be clear, when we say our pics are huge, we’re serious. It’s not one of those things where an app tells you it’s huge but it’s actually just average. Anyway, let’s talk about all the crazy iPhone rumors we heard. Ready? First off, it’s shaped like a chicken wing and has scratch n sniff technology, which means you can smell your favorite wing flavors on your wing-shaped phone before deciding on said wing flavors. Also, it does your dishes (just ask Siri nicely) and converts into a soft blanket if you know the right hack codes. Finally, it’s really into Fine Print, so here’s a preview: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, July 26th at 11:59PM PDT. You must be an Eat24 member to use our code, which can only be used once on orders of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Google Wallet or PayPal. Also, this might seem obvious, but the code only works on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Want more unfounded rumors? Read them here!

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