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A Figging Grape Coupon

December 08, 2016

mr-banana-manDid you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at the feedback from last week:

Note: To keep this email family-friendly, all curse words have been replaced with fruit.

“What the eggplant* kind of bull-kiwi is this?” Jessica B. in Washington D.C.

“How stupid can you be?” Angela P. in Boston MA.

“$2 is a raspberry amount! Are you mango joking? Unsubscribe!!!” Brad N. in Austin TX

“UCK! I HATE monkeys.” Aaron V. in Chicago IL.

“If you send me another message with this boysenberry garbage in it again, I swear I will stop using this app.” Paul G. in Los Angeles CA

Seriously though, without your help, these emails would be full of (even more) terrible puns and boysenberry garbage. So to thank you, here’s a coupon for $2** off our perfectly-ripe app. If you don’t like it, reply to this email and let us know why. We know you will.

Coupon code: banana24
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Want another coupon? Tweet this and we’ll give you a bonus code: Hey @Eat24 your emails are dumb, but I still love you. #Ad”

You’re the papaya to our durian.

Love,
Eat24

*Eggplant is a fruit.
**You may think we only get feedback for our emails, but we also get angry all-caps comments on nearly everything we do, including our Twitter jokes. To see how terrible we are in 140 characters, read this post about a little turkey that everyone absolutely hated. Of course the one thing you can always count on for being well-written, fact checked, and perfectly punctuated is our fine print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, December 11th, 2016 at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. If you or someone you know have any complaints, comments, or obscenities about this email, please let us know by clicking reply.

 

  • Betty Lopez

    What the blueberry!?!? I love Eat24. I look forward to your emails and tweets all week long. Maybe I have cherries for brains, but you guys/girls/potatoes are hilarious! Keep up the fantastic job!!!

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