A Few Confessions (And A Coupon)
Hey, is anyone reading this? Oh, you’re all out celebrating jello and sparklers? Good. We need to get a few things off our chest:
- Our British accent is fake.
- We’ve never seen Star Wars.
- Sometimes we eat broccoli.
- Sometimes we wear pants.
- We started the chia seed fad.
- Kale? Love it.
- We also love Nickelback and Creed.
- We’re responsible for that nacho stain on your couch.
- We cried about Jennifer and Ben.
Whew. Felt good to get that out. Anyway, even though no one is reading emails this weekend, we’re still giving you a coupon to order something covered in America (cheese)*, and also here’s a link to our deep fried app.
Need another coupon? No problem. Just tweet this and we’ll hook you up with a bonus code: “If @Eat24 sends an email and nobody reads it, does it really exist?”
You’re the booze in our watermelon,
*Also, since no one is reading this we want to share a bit of our fan fiction. It’s entitled “Donuts of Desire” and we’re looking for a publisher. Ready? She gently lowered her glistening body into the warm embrace of bubbling oil. It burned…but with pleasure. Just when she thought she couldn’t take it anymore, an arm reached down, pulling her out slowly. She felt new, changed. But this was only the beginning. The mysterious hand grazed her face softly, the smell of chocolate wafting by. No, raspberry. No, chocolate. No, both. The combination of smells excited her, though not as much as the thought of— Ok, we really appreciate the Eat24 writers sharing their fan fiction but we’re going to have to end things and get to the Fine Print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, July 5th at 11:59PM PDT. You must be an Eat24 member to use our code, which can only be used once on orders of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Google Wallet or PayPal. Want to share your fan fiction? Email firstname.lastname@example.org.