Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

A Coupon, Two Truths, And A Lie

March 09, 2017


Let’s play two truths and a lie:

  1. We have a minor in Art History.
  2. We just took a nap on an inflatable pizza bed.
  3. We ate too many donuts today.


See fine print below for answers. Speaking of art and food, we thought you might enjoy reading our college thesis – a formal analysis of the pizza emoji.

If you prefer appetizers over analytical essays (understandable), use this code to get $2 off* real food on our post-modern, pre-heated, pro-pepperoni app.

Coupon code: starry24




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You’re the prosciutto to our chiaroscuro.


*1. Truth. We majored in something way more boring. 2. Truth. Turns out pizza is a very ergonomic shape. The crust cradles your head, the cheese offers the right amount of bounce and support, and the toppings relieve muscle tension. 3. Lie. Have you met us? Our bodies process donuts efficiently and optimally, the way other people process cucumbers. Don’t bring us a baker’s dozen expecting to have any leftovers. Also, whoever invented the baker’s dozen, we love you. Just like we love our lawyers: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, March 13th 2017 at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $10 before tax and tip when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on or the Eat24 app. P.S. If someone learns the definition of chiaroscuro from this email, we will have made our college professor proud.

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