A Coupon For Yo Mama
Fact: We <3 your mom.
We know you feel the same way, which is why you should get her a really really good Mother’s Day gift. Seriously, don’t be boring and buy her a diamond-encrusted bracelet or something. Order her a first class, top-notch gift… like a tamale platter delivered straight to her door via our mom-loving app. She deserves it.
And since moms love a good bargain, let her know you even got a coupon* to sweeten the deal.
Need another coupon? No problem. Just tweet this and we’ll hook you up with a bonus code: “The @EAT24 app loves my mom and so do I.”
You’re the mashed potatoes to our gravy,
*You were probably expecting a Yo Mama joke in here somewhere, right? Nope. No way. We respect Yo Mama way too much for that. But we don’t want to disappoint you, so how about a little compromise? Ready? OK. Yo Mama has such a good memory, she doesn’t even have a post-it note on her computer for her Internet passwords. Yo Mama is so nice she once gave us a ride to work when we were running late. Yo Mama is so young we coulda sworn that you were sisters. Yo Mama is so detail-oriented that she read all of this Fine Print including: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, April 10th (Mom’s Day don’t forget) at 11:59PM PDT. You must be an EAT24 member to enjoy our code, which can only be used once on orders of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Google Wallet or PayPal. Now remember to stay in this weekend and avoid stepping on any cracks or else you’ll give Yo Mama baby back ribs. Or something.