A Coupon For Thanksgiving Mascots
Here’s a question for you. Who’s the mascot of Thanksgiving? Orange Leaves? A yam? Casserole Joe? Christmas has like, twelve mascots, but what about Turkey Day? We thought long and hard about who could embody the tradition of family, carbs and fancy centerpieces, and came up with some ideas. Presenting, your candidates for Mascot of Thanksgiving 2016:
Goobz: The Philosophical Turkey
Cranbert: A Gentleman Cranberry
Flakey: The Crescent Roll with a Heart of Butter.
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You’re the gravy in our boat.
*Of course, we had lots of other great ideas for mascots. Like a yam wearing a feather boa. A garden green bean in garter socks. Pumpkin pie with a corncob pipe. A brussel sprout wearing one of those really fancy hats you see at the Kentucky Derby. A gravy boat riding a Victorian flying machine. A plastic leaf wearing a powdered wig. Salad forks. Uncle Jim’s third glass of whiskey in a bonnet. And last but not least (our lawyers suggestion) a 37-page document outlining the bylaws of Thanksgiving. This one’s for you, lawyers: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, November 27th, 2016 at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. One final Thanksgiving Day tip: Always have your pecan pie before your pumpkin.