A Coupon Down Memory Lane
So the weather outside is scary,
and the food in your fridge is hairy.
We’re sending you a special coupon,
to go pantsless and get your food on.
Pickle, potato, vegan or carnivore,
happy holidays from Eat24.
We know you said no gifts this year, but we went ahead and wrapped this coupon for $2 off* any order on our app, which makes an excellent stocking stuffer by the way.
Want another coupon? Tweet this and we’ll give you a bonus code: “Happy non-denominational holiday, @Eat24. Now give me my coupon. #Ad”
You’re the brandy to our nog.
*Shoutout to the other members of Eat24 who we couldn’t fit into this card. Ice cream walrus, we’re lookin’ at you. Tacocat, stay crispy. Mr. Sloth, send the missus our love. Stack of sushi, you’ve been our rock. Flakey, you’re a pastry of few words but we know you secretly run the show. Duck, one day you’ll taste those eggrolls. Holiday pug, we don’t deserve your love, but we’ll take it. Lawyers, we couldn’t have done it without your fine-lookin’ print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, December 18th, 2016 at 11:59PM PST. You must have a Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on orders with a subtotal of $10 or more when paying with Credit Card, Apple Pay, Android Pay, or PayPal. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the Eat24 app. Goobz, we can’t look at you right now.