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46 Reasons You Need the Moto 360 (45 Are Pizza)

August 07, 2014

Hey circle, how you doing?

 

Are you sitting down? Good, because the EAT24 Android app for the Moto 360 smartwatch is live. Oh yes. The third and most highly anticipated (also highly mysterious) watch in the new line of Android Wear devices is finally HERE. So we upgraded and formatted our first-of-its-kind wearable tech app for Motorola’s sexy round watch. This means that same great technology that was once only available in boring square form is now available in CIRCLES!

Say square again, I DARE YOU!

Circles > Squares

Other than a few teasing glimpses, the details of the Moto 360 have been a mystery up until now. OK, Spoiler Alert: we already have one. We can’t reveal much, but we CAN tell you that it’s amazeballs and you’re gonna want one.

Smartwatches are huge in the otter community

We’re so excited about it (technologically and sexually) that we went ahead and optimized the EAT24 Android app for the Moto 360. It’s available now, and you can download it now.

This means you and your wrist will be a couple of highly fashionable badasses living on the cutting edge. Soon.

An excited robot high fives a man in the future

Like this, with less sparkles (maybe).

Wait, let’s back track a bit. Android Wear? Smartwatches? What is this witchcraft of which you speak?

OK, let’s start with watches. Watches are super cool, right? You can use them to do amazing things like tell time, and make your wrist heavier, and get out of a conversation by pretending you’re late for something… and that’s about it.

Even if your watch is all fancy with useful features like glow-in-the-dark mode, barometric pressure, and a calculator for all those times in life when you need to calculate things (on your watch), it still sucks at bringing you food.

This is where we come in Hi. We developed a first-of-its-kind super smart piece of pizza-ordering tech for Android Wear announced (with fireworks, marching band, and fighter jet flyover) at this year’s Google I/O:

We’ll save you the trouble of watching that whole thing and tell you the most important information: Our watch app is synced to your EAT24 account on your laptop, phone, or tablet so all your past orders and favorite restaurants are available in a single click for ultra convenience. Plus you can use voice commands to summon food. Yes, you read that right. So if you’re feeling hangry, just yell at your wrist.

Up until now, the only way to experience this life changing new technology was with this:

Square watch!? BRB....ZZZZZZZ

It’s just so…squarey.

Now everything the regular “square” version of the watch can do, can now be done in 360 degrees of pure amazingness. Reorder chow mein in one touch? Check. Voice recognition software that listens to you when you’re hungry? Double check. Reminders set for when you’re in desperate need of some egg rolls? Check, check, and checked one more time for good measure.

 

wear_breakfast_smallwear_pizza_squarewear_sushi_small

Breakfast, Lunch, dinner, and second dinner.

What we’re saying is this: You can officially order pizza via swagger.

That burrito has it all.

Now you might be saying, so what!? It’s the exact same thing, why are you making such a big deal out of it? BECAUSE ROUNDNESS PEOPLE!* Do we really need to spell it out for you?  Maybe you just need a quick reminder of all the amazing things that also come in circle-form. No problem. We just happen to have this handy list all ready for you:

*Because our bosses are members of the Americans for Ellipse-Shaped Everything Club**
**May or may not be a real club.
***You’re welcome for us not creating an acronym that spells A.S.S.

 

Awesome Circles: A Complete List:
donut_circle
Donuts

 

Pizza_circle
Pizza

 

jupiter_circle
Jupiter (the coolest of the planets)

 

ferris_wheel_circle
Ferris Wheels

 

froot_loops_circle
Froot Loops

 

cookie_circle
Cookies

 

crop_circle
Crop circles

 

bubble_circle
BUBBLES!

 

manhole_circle
Manhole covers

 

taco_circle
A Taco (if you break it into a circle)

 

bowling_circle
Bowling Balls

 

jawbreaker_circle
Jawbreakers

 

frisbee_circle
Frisbees

 

meatball_circle
Meatballs

 

smiley_circle
Smiley Face

 

skittles_circle
Skittles

 

blood_cells
Blood Cells

 

pancake_circle
Pancakes (Also waffles if they’re not Belgian)

 

pie_circle
Pies

 

armadillo_circle
Armadillos

 

quesadilla_circle
Quesadillas

 

basketball_circle
Basketballs

 

bread_bowl_circle
Bread Bowls

 

mushroom_cap_circle
Mushroom Caps

 

roulette_circle
Roulette Wheel

 

deviled_egg
Deviled Eggs

 

speaker_circle
Speakers

 

bagel_circle
Bagels

 

curly_fries_circle
Curly Fries (AKA circles looped together to infinity. #science)

 

tire_circle


Car wheels

 

wagon_wheel_circle
Wagon Wheels

 

cheese_circle
Cheese Wheels

 

falafel_circle
Falafel

 

olive_circle
Olives

 

snail_circle
Snails

 

mochi_circle
Mochi

 

cupcake_circle
Cupcakes

 

record_circle
Records

 

latke_circle
Latkes

 

saw_circle
Saw blades

 

pac_man_circle
7/8ths of Pac-Man

 

ice_cream_circle
Ice Cream Scoops

 

ufo_circle
UFOs

 

bao_circle
Baos

 

biscuit_circle
Biscuits

 

If we haven’t convinced you that circles are amazing and that you need this new technology, well you’re a lost cause. For everyone else that is drooling to get their hands on a Moto 360 with EAT24 inside, stay tuned. And even if you don’t have a Pizza Watch, update your Eat24 Android app anyway. It’s better, faster, stronger, and available on Google Play right now. Like right NOW.

 

 

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