# 37 Reasons Why Pizza Is The Best Triangle

Ever since middle school math class, we’ve always loved triangles (there was also a brief period four years ago when we were really into circles). Maybe it was the angles. Maybe it was how cute acute triangles were. But probably it was because triangles = pizza.

The thing is, triangles are so much more than pizza. Which is why we decided to do a scientific investigation. Our goal? To determine once and for all what the #1 triangle in the world is.

So on your marks, get set, science!

**Observation:**

Triangles have been around since dinosaurs roamed the earth. Sadly, a giant triangle (AKA a volcano) wiped them out and ruined our dreams of riding a T-Rex to work. Luckily, triangles still exist to remind us of their greatness. Whether acute, isosceles, scalene, equilateral, or obtuse, triangles rule over geometry with an triangle-shaped iron fist.

Based on this observation we can deduce that

- A) Triangles are great.
- B) Many things are triangle shaped.

** Question:**

But what is the best triangle?

**Hypothesis:**

Pizza is the best triangle.

**Conduct an Experiment:**

To make sure pizza is truly the best triangle, we analyzed 57 things that are triangle shaped. We’ll start with pizza as our baseline.

**Pizza Triangle**

**Ancient Weapon Triangle**

**½ A Tuna Sandwich Triangle**

**Clackity Ball Triangle**

**$$$$ Triangle**

**Seventh Wonder Triangle**

**SPORTS! Triangle**

**What’s That Smell? Triangle**

**Nacho Cheese Triangle**

**Sniffing Triangle**

**The Space Between Peace Triangle**

**The Bottom Half Of Nevada Triangle**

**Holiday Triangle**

**Rock N’ Roll Triangle**

**I Suck At Guitar Triangle**

**Flying V Mighty Duck Triangle (Upside Down)**

**Legendary Hero of Time Triangle**

**We Should Swim Faster Triangle**

**Dessert Toast Triangle**

**Eruption Triangle**

**This Guy In The Middle Is A Jerk Triangle**

**The Triangle Where Planes Get Lost**

**The “It’s Complicated” Triangle**

**The Flunked Out Of Basic Math Triangle**

##### Stinky Triangle

**WiFi Triangle**

**ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAR Triangle**

**Fried Triangles of Bliss Triangles**

**We Shouldn’t Talk About This Triangle, Triangle**

**We Should Talk About This Triangle, Triangle**

**Top of House Triangle**

**Smashed Taco Triangle**

**Caution! This is a Triangle**

**The I Love Tea Triangle**

**Melty, Upside Down Triangle Treat**

**The Dark Side of The Triangle**

**Turn Up Triangle**

**Whoa! Slippery Triangle**

**Conclusion:**

Pizza truly is the best triangle. While some come close (volcanoes, samosas, broken taco), nothing is truly as great as a slice of pizza.

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