37 Reasons Why Pizza Is The Best Triangle
Ever since middle school math class, we’ve always loved triangles (there was also a brief period four years ago when we were really into circles). Maybe it was the angles. Maybe it was how cute acute triangles were. But probably it was because triangles = pizza.
The thing is, triangles are so much more than pizza. Which is why we decided to do a scientific investigation. Our goal? To determine once and for all what the #1 triangle in the world is.
So on your marks, get set, science!
Triangles have been around since dinosaurs roamed the earth. Sadly, a giant triangle (AKA a volcano) wiped them out and ruined our dreams of riding a T-Rex to work. Luckily, triangles still exist to remind us of their greatness. Whether acute, isosceles, scalene, equilateral, or obtuse, triangles rule over geometry with an triangle-shaped iron fist.
Based on this observation we can deduce that
- A) Triangles are great.
- B) Many things are triangle shaped.
But what is the best triangle?
Pizza is the best triangle.
Conduct an Experiment:
To make sure pizza is truly the best triangle, we analyzed 57 things that are triangle shaped. We’ll start with pizza as our baseline.
Ancient Weapon Triangle
½ A Tuna Sandwich Triangle
Clackity Ball Triangle
Seventh Wonder Triangle
What’s That Smell? Triangle
Nacho Cheese Triangle
The Space Between Peace Triangle
The Bottom Half Of Nevada Triangle
Rock N’ Roll Triangle
I Suck At Guitar Triangle
Flying V Mighty Duck Triangle (Upside Down)
Legendary Hero of Time Triangle
We Should Swim Faster Triangle
Dessert Toast Triangle
This Guy In The Middle Is A Jerk Triangle
The Triangle Where Planes Get Lost
The “It’s Complicated” Triangle
The Flunked Out Of Basic Math Triangle
Fried Triangles of Bliss Triangles
We Shouldn’t Talk About This Triangle, Triangle
We Should Talk About This Triangle, Triangle
Top of House Triangle
Smashed Taco Triangle
Caution! This is a Triangle
The I Love Tea Triangle
Melty, Upside Down Triangle Treat
The Dark Side of The Triangle
Turn Up Triangle
Whoa! Slippery Triangle
Pizza truly is the best triangle. While some come close (volcanoes, samosas, broken taco), nothing is truly as great as a slice of pizza.