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Welcome to the first day of Eat24 University. Today we’ll be talking about Nü Grammar. What’s that? It’s something we made up while waiting for samosas to be delivered. It works like this:
Rule 1: Use exclamation marks instead of commas.
Example: I like fries! Nachos! And breadsticks!
Rule 2: Accent marks. For no reason.
Example: Arë yôu eatiñg tåcos?
Rule 3: If you’re too tired to think of a third thing, let the reader decide.
Example: I’m ready to _____ a pizza. (Order? Eat? Marry?)
Now that you passed Nü Grammar 101, celebrate by using the coupon code to save $2 on an order of $15 or more.* Use it to enjoy råmen! A burgër! Or ______ on our grammatically-independent app.*
You’re the extra cheese in our quesadilla.
*If you’re interested in continuing your education at Eat24 University, the following classes are still open for enrollment: Advanced Cake Eating (required class for all Dessert majors), Intermediate Delivery Hacks For Cheese Lovers, and Eating On The Couch: Modern Approaches To An Ancient Art. Too busy for class? Play hookey and just read the back of the book aka the fine print: This $2 coupon expires on Sunday, April 15th 2018 at 11:59PM Pacific Time. You must have an Eat24 account to use our code, which can only be used once on an order with a total over $15 before tax, tip and delivery fee. Cannot be combined with other discounts or cash. The coupon is valid only on Eat24.com or the latest version of the Eat24 app. Oh, and if you need to talk to Professor Cheeseburger, he’ll be in the quad grilling.
Inspirational quote of the day: Arë yôu eatiñg tåcos?