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16 Reasons Eat24 Customers Rock (All 16 Involve Keytars)

June 20, 2017

So a few weeks ago, we asked all you musical geniuses, “What happened to the Keytar?” Personally, we had thought that the keytar was a has-been. Apparently, not only is it alive, it’s still making a name for itself entertaining folks from all walks of life. So without further ado, here are some reasons the keytar can still win our key-heart.

Like hanging out with Ke$ha (KeSha?):

kesha ma4rp

To be honest, we don’t know which one is Ke$ha/Kesha/KeSha in this picture.


Keytar has also been recently seen chilling with Damon Albarn, too:
damon albarn


But most recently, Keytar was spotted doing volunteer work down at the local recreation center:

key tar recreation

What a gem.


Speaking of gems:

jem keytar

No, not that Jem.

We’ve actually compiled a list of our favorite responses and want to share a few of them with you:


1: Mike and his lucrative business scheme.

mike marp

2: We read Moose Giganticus and were excited for a split second.

elizabeth marp

3: Karla for not saying “Whip It” like everyone else.


4: Didn’t have a keytar, but still a pretty radical song.


5: Nice try Kendric. We’re no fools.


6: This isn’t what we asked for, but thank you for responding Joe-Ann.


7: Thanks for the love…better than a keytar.


8: Finally!


9: All you had to say was Ryan Gosling.


10: Hedonism at its finest.


11: That student who never paid attention to directions.


12: Welp.


13: And that makes 345 responses with “Whip It”.


14: Thank you Quinn, for using the original title.


15: How can you expect us to take you seriously when you finish your email with “Dukey Stick.”


16: We should have seen this coming.


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