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14 Halloween Fails To Make You Feel Better

October 26, 2017

Halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means? That’s right, candied apples, popcorn balls, and non-stop horror movies. But if you ask us, the best part of Halloween is the inevitable DIY Halloween treat videos, not for the delicious outcome, but the hilarious attempts. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not trying to make anyone feel bad about themselves,  their creations are already doing most of that work for them. So, get ready to get spooky with our list of the best (worst?) DIY Halloween treat creations.

Skeleton Cookies:

Expectation: Spoopy, delicious, childhood memories.

Reality: Trauma, tears, and early lessons about failure.

Ghost Brownies:

Expectation: Fun, clever, and a tasty take on s’mores.

Reality: Disappointed, sweaty, marshmallows.

Pumpkin Cake:

Expectation: Cute, and festive cake

Reality: Terrifying, and accurate reflection of my sub-conscious.

Frankenstein Rice Treats:

Expectation: Meeeeeehhhhrrrrrrrrrr…..

Reality: DEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Chocolate Dipped Pretzels:

Expectation: Ooh, I love chocolate dipped pretzels, and an M&M? Wild!

Reality: Dude, WTF?

Spider Cookies:

Expectation: Awwww 🙂  

Reality: Ahhhhh? 

Caramel Candy Cake Pops:

Expectation: OOH. I’m going to Pinterest Famous.

Reality: Why do I even try?

Pumpkin Cake #2:

Expectation: Impress your guests, and more importantly, yourself.

Reality: Disappoint yourself and everyone around you.

Ghost Cupcakes:

Expectation: These will be perfect for the kids school Halloween Party!

Reality: We should probably toss these.

Mozzarella Snake:

Expectation: Spooky Snek.

Reality: SpOoky Snerk.

Cthulhu Pie:

Expectation: I am Cthulhu, ruler of the abyss and unknown.

Reality: I am… ashamed.

Nightmare Before Christmas Cupcakes:

Expectation: Jack Skellington, The Pumpkin King.

Reality: And his cousin, Josh.

Ghost Popsicles:

Expectation: Banana Ghosts!

Reality: Banana Nopes.

Chocolate Dipped Pretzels #2:

Expectation: HOO-HOO

Reality: HOO-HOO-Who did this to you?

And that’s it! We do want to remind everyone that even though we were poking fun at all these treats, we just want to assure you that we would 100% eat everything in this blog. Especially the Jose Cuervo cake. Thanks for sticking around, and from all of us at Eat24 have a Happy Halloween!

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