Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries


Gobble, Gobble Here’s A Coupon

November 23, 2015

  Oh hi. Gobble, gobble, gobble. We know it’s only Tuesday, but gobble gobble our Friday email is on vacation this week. Because gobble. Anyway, we don’t want to leave you gobble-less, so here’s a (gobble, gobble) coupon to use on our gobble-friendly app. It’s good for some free gobbles* […]


A Video of Your Dog = A $10 Coupon for Eat24

November 12, 2015

  Big news! We made a new commercial…  And now it’s pretty much official. Eat24 is the #1 food delivery app for dogs across the country. And no, it’s not because we started delivering bones. It’s because apparently dogs/cats/hamsters are really into the commercial. Seriously, if you have pets, it’s highly […]


Eat24 Customers Interpret Oprah Dream

November 05, 2015

Wow. You guys never cease to amaze us. Seriously, you’ve got great taste in food (the enchiladas last week were definitely the right call), you’re basically a genius, and your butt always looks good. So of course, when we had a weird dream about you, Oprah, and Lo Mein, you […]


Eat24 Customers Tell the Best Jokes

October 08, 2015

  What do you call someone with egg rolls in their ears? Anything you want, they can’t hear you. #Sorry A few weeks ago, we asked a lot from our tweeters/readers. We asked for jokes (funny ones). And you sent them. From the amazing to the meh, we heard you. […]


Quiz: What Food Were You In A Past Life?

September 24, 2015

If you’re like most people, you’ve probably wondered what food you were in a previous life. A pepperoni pizza? A breakfast burrito? Or maybe a simple, salt-of-the-earth beet? These are serious questions that need serious answers. Take the quiz to find out once and for all.

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Eat24 Study: iPhone Users are Healthier than Android Users

August 25, 2015

A report conducted, written, and produced by Eat24. Yes, the same Eat24 that brought you such reports as Porn, What is it Good For?, Life without Facebook and something about a bear dick. Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger. PlayStation vs. Xbox. Batman vs. Superman. Star Wars vs. Star Trek. These debates are […]

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