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Eat24 Customers Tell the Best Jokes

October 08, 2015

  What do you call someone with egg rolls in their ears? Anything you want, they can’t hear you. #Sorry A few weeks ago, we asked a lot from our tweeters/readers. We asked for jokes (funny ones). And you sent them. From the amazing to the meh, we heard you. […]


Dreaming of Your Weekend Coupon

October 01, 2015

Whoa. We just had the weirdest dream and we’re hoping you can tell us what it means. It started out normal. We were chilling at your house eating Lo Mein on the couch (except it wasn’t a couch, it was a giant fish tank) when your neighbor came over. Except… […]


Quiz: What Food Were You In A Past Life?

September 24, 2015

If you’re like most people, you’ve probably wondered what food you were in a previous life. A pepperoni pizza? A breakfast burrito? Or maybe a simple, salt-of-the-earth beet? These are serious questions that need serious answers. Take the quiz to find out once and for all.

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Eat24 Study: iPhone Users are Healthier than Android Users

August 25, 2015

A report conducted, written, and produced by Eat24. Yes, the same Eat24 that brought you such reports as Porn, What is it Good For?, Life without Facebook and something about a bear dick. Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger. PlayStation vs. Xbox. Batman vs. Superman. Star Wars vs. Star Trek. These debates are […]


Eat24: Free Taco Every Time Trump Says ‘Mexico’

August 04, 2015

  The first Republican presidential debate is taking place this Thursday, August 6th…which can only mean one thing: Time to sit back and watch the best entertainment on TV this summer, Donald Trump. Wondering what kind of words will come out of his mouth? Us too! We’re not very political, […]


Eat24 Already Optimized for Leaked iPhone 6s

July 23, 2015

What’s the best thing about the future? Obviously Dippin’ Dots, hoverboards, & world peace are the top 3. But the 4th best thing? The iPhone 6S, duh! Seriously, we heard it’s going to be a combination of The Jetsons, The Matrix, and the crazy flying telephone booth stuff they do […]


Eat24 Shacks Up With Yelp

July 09, 2015

  Gossip Alert: We just did the deed with Yelp. Yup, just a few months after getting hitched and we’re finally moving in together. QUICK ASIDE: We know we have a reputation of getting a little x-rated with our blog posts (and in general), but this one is pretty tame. Sorry […]

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