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Coupons Grow On Email Trees

February 23, 2018

Clichés. They’re everywhere. And while some are great, others are a bit outdated. We don’t know about you, but we’ve never cried over spilt milk, had a cat get our tongue, or used laughter as medicine. So, being fans of crispy tortillas and word stuff, we decided to submit a […]

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A fabulous day for a coupon

February 19, 2018

Some people (Zoolander, Beyoncé, Sailor Moon when she transforms) are just naturally fabulous. To be more fabulous in life (not just at bringing you fries), we asked the internet and found these tips: Wear more sequins. We know what you’re thinking–yes, cake sprinkles count. Be a cat. That means upping […]

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Coupons, herbs, and spices

February 16, 2018

Recently, we asked you to vote on The Best Condiment in the Land. The winner? Good ol’ ketchup. Not that we’re surprised. Ketchup was our first sauce, red is the best color 😉, and those cool upside-down squeeze bottles changed our lives. So if you voted for ketchup, congratulations. Treat […]

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66 New Clichés To Make Life More Fun

February 14, 2018

Clichés are so outdated. No one ever gets as mad as a wet hen. No one puts the cart before the horse because no one owns carts or horses (besides the super rich). And no one, and we mean no one, waits for ink to dry because pens are lame […]

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ATTN Inflatable Tube Men: A Coupon

February 12, 2018

Congratulations! You’ve released this inflatable tube man from email prison. Now he can flop to and fro in peace. May his neverending, uncoordinated dance moves warm your heart. As a reward (and since you’re probably hungry after all that dancing), use this coupon for fries and a shake on the […]

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Hello coupon, my old friend

February 08, 2018

While we were digging into our dinner for one last night (tamales, if you were wondering), we came to this conclusion: The only thing better than being home is being home alone. You can wear your pants on your head, interview your cat like you’re Barbara Walters, or crunch chips […]

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A dog wrote this coupon

February 05, 2018

Coming up with coupon codes every week is hard. First, we have to know a good word, then we have to add 24 to the end. Sheesh. So this week, we decided to give the job to a highly-qualified dog. Okay, what really happened was that a dog stepped on […]

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Today’s Weather Report: Soupy

February 01, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: At 6:07 AM the morning of February 1st, the Goulash Gopher was reported leaving his cave in search of saltine crackers. Eyewitnesses say the gopher saw his own shadow, shivered, put on slippers, and returned to his dwelling muttering something about the weather. You know what that means? […]

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❤️ Couches? ❤️ Garlic Bread?

January 24, 2018

Lately we’ve been getting a lot of questions about couch maintenance and the best way to keep a sofa happy and comfortable. Since nachos taste best when eaten on the couch, here are a couple tips to promote optimal performance: Rotate your cushions once a year (or, just sit on […]

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NO WAITING: Your Couch Is Waiting

January 18, 2018

As your food delivery app, we pride ourselves on providing the ultimate service, even when it comes to your email. This includes the classiest fonts, expert comma usage, and the reddest buttons to click. To ensure you have the best experience possible, we even hired a professional pepper grinder. So […]

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An Important Message About Pants

January 10, 2018

Has anyone told you how great your jeans look? And those khakis? Amazing. But what if we told you wearing pants actually destroys them? Terrifying, right? Don’t worry, we have a solution: Don’t wear them. Yup. Choosing a no pants lifestyle is the easiest way to increase the lifespan of […]

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Top 10 Chairs: Don’t Sit Down Until You Read This

January 10, 2018

Author’s note: This article is best enjoyed in a seated position, next to a warm beverage. You know chairs? Yes, those furniture items commonly supported by four legs, and always supporting your tuckus. In a world of standing desks, hanging bookshelves, and taxidermy, chairs get overlooked. But today we honor […]

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A Coupon Complimenting Condiments

January 04, 2018

Hey, have you celebrated mustard today? If not, maybe you should cancel your plans, put on some pajamas, and take a mustard journey around the world. American mustard goes perfectly on a corn dog, Chinese mustard on roast duck, German mustard on pretzels, and French mustard on a doily (French […]

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A Year Of Banh Mi & Coupons

December 28, 2017

A lot happened this year. And while it would be easy to tell you why we think Pitbull has the best album of the year, we’d rather just highlight the best things we ate in 2017: February 12 @ 7:45 AM: Chicken tikka masala that we put in between garlic naan […]

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Coupon & Gift For Delivery Drivers

December 21, 2017

Fact: Delivery drivers are the best. Other Fact: Not enough people give them presents. It’s sad but true. And since they say you should be the change you want to see in the world, we decided to make a list of great gifts you can get for the special delivery […]

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A ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Coupon

December 14, 2017

We’ve gathered here today to mourn the loss of AOL Instant Messenger, which is shutting down after 20 strong years. Now it joins CD-ROMs, 3-button ball mice, and the Microsoft paperclip guy (or Clippy, if you knew him well) in internet heaven. AIM was always there for us. When we needed to […]

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10 Snack Flavors That Should Never Exist

December 14, 2017

If you’ve gone outside lately (which we don’t advise but sometimes happens), you might have seen some new snack flavors. Blueberry-blasted cinnamon cereal, chili cheese corn dog twists, red velvet cheesecake, cookies, ice cream, and anything else that can be red velvetized (which is everything). So to stay on top […]

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Eat24 Super Specific Terrific Gift Guide

December 12, 2017

Holiday shopping can be so stressful. There’s the clicking on things part, and then there’s the clicking on other things part, and then sometimes there’s even more clicking. Ugh! Seriously, who has time to get past page 2 of the search results anyway? Not us. That’s why we’re sharing our […]

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A Collection Of Angry Comments About Eat24 Emails

December 07, 2017

  Did you know we read (and reply) to every single email we receive? Some people say they love us. Some think we’re kinda funny. Most think we’re really, really stupid. And that’s OK, because your comments make us better. Just take a look at some recent feedback: Note: To […]

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