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Your Wish for a Coupon Came True

April 20, 2018

Close your eyes. Actually, leave them open (it’s kinda hard to read with your eyes closed). Breathe deep and think of your greatest dream. Now, blow on the dandelion above and make a wish. Hooray! Your wish came true (assuming you wished for $3 off an order of $15+ from […]

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A $2 coupon just for you 🍰

April 13, 2018

Welcome to the first day of Eat24 University. Today we’ll be talking about Nü Grammar. What’s that? It’s something we made up while waiting for samosas to be delivered. It works like this: Rule 1: Use exclamation marks instead of commas. Example: I like fries! Nachos! And breadsticks! Rule 2: […]

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Coupon for humburgers

April 05, 2018

Sorry for the inconvenience, but we spilled syrup on our computer this morning. Long story short, we c’nt use the first letter of the @lph@bet. It’s cool, though. We’ll just keep writing ‘bout dumplings, fried chicken, sushi, or pie until we get it fixed. Plus you still get to use […]

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Must Love (Hot) Dogs & Coupons

March 29, 2018

We love puppies. So much so that we decided to write a whole email about our favorite type of dog: the Corn Dog. Only corn dogs are soft and smell like happiness. Only corn dogs look cute with a bit of mustard zig-zagged down their back. And only corn dogs […]

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A Coupon To Get You Ready for Starch Madness 2k18

March 23, 2018

Are you only interested in dunking if it involves mozzarella sticks and marinara? Is double-dipping worse than double-dribbling? Do curly fries make you happy? If you answered yes, please join us in celebrating Starch Madness. Your favorite carbs will be duking it out to see who’s the all-time champion. Will […]

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$3 coupon for 🍕🍔🍰

March 09, 2018

Pop Quiz: Who’s red, loves tater tots, and just got a reality TV level makeover? Yep, it’s us. Our new app and website (both powered by our best friends at Grubhub) now bring you: Easier ordering: Less time clicking, more time enjoying More restaurants: Tons of new friends who can’t […]

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The Worst Offenders From Top Stock Photo Sites

March 05, 2018

As a food delivery company, we often find ourselves in need of amazing food pictures. Mostly pizza. Sometimes salads, but 98% of the time, it’s pizza. The problem is, most of the major sites (Adobe Stock, Getty ,iStock) have really, really bad pictures. We asked our designers what they spend […]

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A coupon containing nachos

March 02, 2018

Thank you for visiting the Museum of Appetizers. We ask you to please keep your voices down, and look with your eyes, not your hands. Up ahead, we have Still Life With Nachos by Pableu Piqueso. Notice how your eye is first drawn to the melty cheese and it awakens […]

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Life is like a chicken wing. (Coupon)

February 26, 2018

This week is starting with a bang. Emails are piling up, no one made coffee, and you just had a meeting about a future meeting. Yep, it’s shaping up to be a real doozy, but we can make it better. With wings. So make the week great by using this […]

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Coupons Grow On Email Trees

February 23, 2018

Clichés. They’re everywhere. And while some are great, others are a bit outdated. We don’t know about you, but we’ve never cried over spilt milk, had a cat get our tongue, or used laughter as medicine. So, being fans of crispy tortillas and word stuff, we decided to submit a […]

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A fabulous day for a coupon

February 19, 2018

Some people (Zoolander, Beyoncé, Sailor Moon when she transforms) are just naturally fabulous. To be more fabulous in life (not just at bringing you fries), we asked the internet and found these tips: Wear more sequins. We know what you’re thinking–yes, cake sprinkles count. Be a cat. That means upping […]

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Coupons, herbs, and spices

February 16, 2018

Recently, we asked you to vote on The Best Condiment in the Land. The winner? Good ol’ ketchup. Not that we’re surprised. Ketchup was our first sauce, red is the best color 😉, and those cool upside-down squeeze bottles changed our lives. So if you voted for ketchup, congratulations. Treat […]

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66 New Clichés To Make Life More Fun

February 14, 2018

Clichés are so outdated. No one ever gets as mad as a wet hen. No one puts the cart before the horse because no one owns carts or horses (besides the super rich). And no one, and we mean no one, waits for ink to dry because pens are lame […]

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ATTN Inflatable Tube Men: A Coupon

February 12, 2018

Congratulations! You’ve released this inflatable tube man from email prison. Now he can flop to and fro in peace. May his neverending, uncoordinated dance moves warm your heart. As a reward (and since you’re probably hungry after all that dancing), use this coupon for fries and a shake on the […]

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Hello coupon, my old friend

February 08, 2018

While we were digging into our dinner for one last night (tamales, if you were wondering), we came to this conclusion: The only thing better than being home is being home alone. You can wear your pants on your head, interview your cat like you’re Barbara Walters, or crunch chips […]

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A dog wrote this coupon

February 05, 2018

Coming up with coupon codes every week is hard. First, we have to know a good word, then we have to add 24 to the end. Sheesh. So this week, we decided to give the job to a highly-qualified dog. Okay, what really happened was that a dog stepped on […]

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Today’s Weather Report: Soupy

February 01, 2018

BREAKING NEWS: At 6:07 AM the morning of February 1st, the Goulash Gopher was reported leaving his cave in search of saltine crackers. Eyewitnesses say the gopher saw his own shadow, shivered, put on slippers, and returned to his dwelling muttering something about the weather. You know what that means? […]

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❤️ Couches? ❤️ Garlic Bread?

January 24, 2018

Lately we’ve been getting a lot of questions about couch maintenance and the best way to keep a sofa happy and comfortable. Since nachos taste best when eaten on the couch, here are a couple tips to promote optimal performance: Rotate your cushions once a year (or, just sit on […]

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NO WAITING: Your Couch Is Waiting

January 18, 2018

As your food delivery app, we pride ourselves on providing the ultimate service, even when it comes to your email. This includes the classiest fonts, expert comma usage, and the reddest buttons to click. To ensure you have the best experience possible, we even hired a professional pepper grinder. So […]

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An Important Message About Pants

January 10, 2018

Has anyone told you how great your jeans look? And those khakis? Amazing. But what if we told you wearing pants actually destroys them? Terrifying, right? Don’t worry, we have a solution: Don’t wear them. Yup. Choosing a no pants lifestyle is the easiest way to increase the lifespan of […]

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