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Bent Phones Need Coupons Too

September 26, 2014

Did you bend your iPhone 6 already? Us too. That’s why we’re happy to announce that the EAT24 app is now optimized for bent screens! What does this mean? Well, let’s say you just perfected that butt groove in the couch but your new iPhone was in your pocket, so […]

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Dear Headhunters, F*** You

September 22, 2014

A letter from the CEO of EAT24: Dear Headhunters, Fuck you. Now that I got that off my chest, let me explain. Everything about your industry is ridiculous. Your job is to find people who are already employed, take them and put them in a different job so you can […]

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Save the Earth, Use This Coupon

September 19, 2014

  Did you know: This EAT24 coupon is 100% recyclable. Can’t order this weekend? No worries. We know you’re busy being awesome. Just forward this email to your friends and WA-LA! The coupon is recycled. You might be wondering, what happens when weekend coupons don’t get used? Are they sent […]

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An Uber Important Coupon

September 12, 2014

Hi. This is Ron, your pizza delivery guy. EAT24 let me write this week’s coupon email because I really need to get something off my chest. So here it is: I am not Uber. I’m very sorry that your Extra Large Spicy Hawaiian* was late, but random drunk people keep […]

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Your Cheese Fries Are Safe And So Is This Coupon

September 05, 2014

Attention: Your Nachos are not in The Cloud. Rest assured that EAT24 takes the safety of your cheese-smothered snacks very seriously, and does not store any food in the cloud. You may be wondering, “What about Waffles, Egg Rolls, Double Fudge Brownies, or Pad Thai? Do you store my Pad […]

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A Few Secrets and A Coupon

August 29, 2014

Hello? Anybody home? (Crickets…) You’re probably at Burning Man soaking up the playa dust and lounging in a solar-powered massage chair like everyone else we know. Since we’re talking to an empty inbox, we feel pretty safe sharing a few of our deep thoughts and highly guarded secrets: It only […]

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Egg Rolls Destroyed Our Inbox: The EAT24 Story

August 25, 2014

Breaking News Alert: Your love for Chinese food has destroyed our inbox. Well, sort of.  A few weeks back we realized that even though we email you and our closest million friends every week, no one writes back. Naturally, we decided to drop a not-too-subtle hint in our VIP email. […]

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The Time For Thy Coupon Is Nigh

August 22, 2014

Too lazy to put a sentence together? Us too! We’re reaching waaaay back into our archives because #FlashbackFriday is definitely a thing, and because recycling an old email means we don’t have to write a new one. Enjoy this gem from 1657. Good day. Is your majesty hungry? Ye olde […]

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A Coupon For Your 7-Day Weekend

August 15, 2014

  Happy 7-day weekend! Wait, what? You only have 2 days off? You should talk to HR* about that because that doesn’t seem right at all. Meanwhile, this EAT24 coupon code will be good for 7 days. Why? We broke a taco shell this morning (7 days of bad luck) […]

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