Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries

fortuneCookie_VIP

A Few Secrets and A Coupon

August 29, 2014

Hello? Anybody home? (Crickets…) You’re probably at Burning Man soaking up the playa dust and lounging in a solar-powered massage chair like everyone else we know. Since we’re talking to an empty inbox, we feel pretty safe sharing a few of our deep thoughts and highly guarded secrets: It only […]

READ MORE
cat-every-time-girlfriend-is-away-for-a-weekend-forever

Egg Rolls Destroyed Our Inbox: The EAT24 Story

August 25, 2014

Breaking News Alert: Your love for Chinese food has destroyed our inbox. Well, sort of.  A few weeks back we realized that even though we email you and our closest million friends every week, no one writes back. Naturally, we decided to drop a not-too-subtle hint in our VIP email. […]

READ MORE
Swaggles_in_history

The Time For Thy Coupon Is Nigh

August 22, 2014

Too lazy to put a sentence together? Us too! We’re reaching waaaay back into our archives because #FlashbackFriday is definitely a thing, and because recycling an old email means we don’t have to write a new one. Enjoy this gem from 1657. Good day. Is your majesty hungry? Ye olde […]

READ MORE
snailed

A Coupon For Your 7-Day Weekend

August 15, 2014

  Happy 7-day weekend! Wait, what? You only have 2 days off? You should talk to HR* about that because that doesn’t seem right at all. Meanwhile, this EAT24 coupon code will be good for 7 days. Why? We broke a taco shell this morning (7 days of bad luck) […]

READ MORE
congration

Yur Weknd Coupon Iz Heer!

August 08, 2014

  OK who ordered the “Crap Cake Sandwiches”? Very funny, guys. Oh wait, it was us. Apparently we’re really terrible at spelling and our menus are full of typos, like Hand & Cheese Omelettes. EAT24 needs your help. We want to clean up our act, and we can’t do it […]

READ MORE
a195_m5

F is for Fail: EAT24′s Menu Meltdown

August 07, 2014

Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that! Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were just hanging out, posting reaction gifs to Beyoncé’s latest Tweets, […]

READ MORE
eat24_moto360

46 Reasons You Need the Moto 360 (45 Are Pizza)

August 07, 2014

  Are you sitting down? Good, because the EAT24 Android app for the Moto 360 smartwatch is live. Oh yes. The third and most highly anticipated (also highly mysterious) watch in the new line of Android Wear devices is coming SOON. So we upgraded and formatted our first-of-its-kind wearable tech […]

READ MORE
hangry

BRB Vacation, But First a Coupon

August 01, 2014

  Auto Reply: Out of the Cheeseburger Office. Thanks for your email. We’re currently away from our desk on the annual trip to Ice Cream Island and won’t be responding until we run out of sprinkles or hot fudge, whichever comes first. If you think you’re having a sushi emergency, […]

READ MORE
ArLfPVSCIAIHegp

Holla At Your App. Plus, A Coupon.

July 24, 2014

Are you getting these emails? We send one every week and never hear back. It’s OK. We know you’re busy, but if you ever feel like saying hi, this email address IS monitored by real people (and we’re starting to worry that they’re sleeping on the job). No need to […]

READ MORE
tacooo

A Serious Issue, Plus A Coupon.

July 18, 2014

  Hi, it’s EAT24. No time for jokes this week. We have a very serious and important issue to discuss with you. It’s been going on for far too long, and we just can’t take it anymore. The issue is this: Where the hell is the taco emoji?! Seriously, how […]

READ MORE
Page 1 of 13712345...102030...Last »
Back to top